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Post by KingRick on May 9, 2003 18:10:29 GMT -5
Stupid cat....my cat is evil. He waits till I'm eating my breakfast every morning and bugs me for his food.....but this morning the little %$!#$@$# stole my waffle while I was pouring his food into the cat dish thingy.
is it legal to kill a cat over a eggo waffle
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Post by staringvacantly on May 9, 2003 19:10:11 GMT -5
What kind of waffle?(chocolate chip, jelly filled, regular....) I'm kinda pissed too... my friend stood me up!!!!  And I haven't seen her in forever!!!! I really wanted to see her....  |
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Post by KingRick on May 9, 2003 19:27:53 GMT -5
chocolate chip...the best kind
friends who stood up other friends suck
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Post by staringvacantly on May 9, 2003 19:30:52 GMT -5
Q: You know what would make you feel better?
A: Kick your cat across the room, then throw a waffle at it and ask it how it likes the waffle now!!!
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Post by KingRick on May 9, 2003 19:34:34 GMT -5
yay it worked but now the cat has got that evil look in his eyes he might try something but i'm soooo much smarter than him he could'nt .............hey were is my gamecube!
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Post by staringvacantly on May 9, 2003 19:36:06 GMT -5
Probably in your cat's secret underground lair, where it plans to do hideously evil things to it until you give in to its insane demands.
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Post by KingRick on May 9, 2003 19:39:28 GMT -5
whats this a ransom note
Hmmmmm.... now where am I going to get a trout? that cat must pay for his horrible crimes
*grabs bazooka*
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Post by staringvacantly on May 9, 2003 19:50:37 GMT -5
I, as an innocent trout in his pants dancer, tell you not to resort to violence.......
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.............never mind, resort to violence at once, I say!!!!
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Post by KingRick on May 9, 2003 19:54:01 GMT -5
*finds the secret entrance to kitty lair* now die foul feline!
*Kingrick dash's at the cat but miss's and eats the wall at full force*
*kingrick call's for reinforcement's*
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Post by staringvacantly on May 9, 2003 20:00:57 GMT -5
/me brings in the 1st division of the waffle army.
I bring you 1,000 armed, syrupy foot soldiers!!!
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Post by KingRick on May 9, 2003 20:03:16 GMT -5
ahhh!!!!!! the stupid cat has a army of fleas......Ah itchy i'll never talk you evil.....yay the syrup army I'm saved
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Post by staringvacantly on May 9, 2003 20:06:48 GMT -5
/me watches the syrupy battle as the fleas are drenched in Mrs. Butterworth's stuff. The few fleas that survive the horrible onslaught retreat and regroup on the cat.
/me just listen to the cheers of the victorious waffles...
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Post by KingRick on May 9, 2003 20:10:35 GMT -5
*trys to blast cat with bazooka but he dodges around the shells......soon he deceided to kick the cat once more..........kingrick puts on sams lucky kicking boots and............KICK
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Post by staringvacantly on May 9, 2003 20:18:50 GMT -5
/me watches as the cat flies across the room
nice arc...
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Post by KingRick on May 9, 2003 20:26:07 GMT -5
*kingrick shakes staringvacantlys hand and congratulats him on a jorb well done
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