Post by STAREYe on May 24, 2003 11:01:11 GMT -5
Once upon a time, in the land of golden pea's, 37 blonde brunettes danced the tango with an angry giraffe while wisteling the national anthem of Mongolia. Frank the penguin then saw this, and made an "out to lunch" sign to hang on the inside of his bathroom so he could go bungee jumping while playing a rubber banjo. He them met up with Ashlie the tortoise, and together they ate chicken sandwiches and drank hot ice tea. This made everyone in the state of Kentucky want to stand on there head and shout "Wazeebie!" and other such nonsense until the boat tipped over and the pigs came home. Instead of the desired results before listed, the pigs tipped over and caused numerous fictional creatures to be stuffed forcefully up some guy in Winnepeg's grandmother's nose. He them cried out in anger, "There's gravy in my DVD player!", and promptly beat his cousin's left ear with his algebra book. This caused syrup to be poured onto the lepricaun's trousers, which set off hundreds of unmentionable things which reversed the Earth's gravitational pull, and rearranged the face of the man in the moon. The mayor of a small nonexistent town in Saskatchewan then shouted "Holy hopscotch!" and devised a way to build a robotic bug big enough to pick the pigs back up and send them back home. The random babblings from the people standing on their heads then stopped, and the guy's grandmother after removing the fictional beings from her nose, than washed the lepricaun trousers, and in return he removed the gravy and put it in Frank the penguin's hot ice tea. Frank then consumed the gravy, and decided that pink alligaters should walze with peacocks on tuesday mournings and play soccer with cotton balls in their ears on thursdays. This caused the shortest person in Mexico to lose his mind and sell plums to fat people on the 21st of each month.