Ultra Melee Battle Showdown!

[Anti_Hero]

ah-hahaha, we should have more #melee battles, cuz that was pretty kick ass, so you wanna take me on anybody?

Yeah, I wanna see more fights

NEXT ROUND---

[Soapy]

#melee battles?

[UWAwillkillyou]

Yes, it was me as my AC Snirj(crazy fun shadow PSI master guy insane MSG'd) vs. Anti the Face/Wound Licker.

[Static2007]

It was hilarious!

*kicks Snirj for giving her a headache*

[KingRick]

I hated it when the lava went into the stands... can't we get a protective sheild or something?

[UWAwillkillyou]

I only gave staty a headache because they were all against me.

[Soapy]

Awww. Do it again tonight, please, when Soapy isn't held back by the thing called bedtime. Or tomorrow night. Or both.

[Soapy]

Here it is, in all its gory details. #melee battle of 5-16-2003! :D

But I had to break it up into two posts because of its size. :P

* Static2007 changes topic to 'FREE FOR ALL! KINGRICK vs. SNIRJ vs. STATIC'
<Snirj> Oh, right
* Snirj spins around aimlessly
* kingrick uses WIND SLASH and knocks snirj into wall
* Static2007 charges up some electricity
* Snirj grins and hugs the wall
<Static2007> Oo
* kingrick attack snirj sense rick hate shocks
* SoaponaRope watches sparks fly ROFL PUN
* Static2007 uses Thunder Bolt on kingrick
<kingrick> YEEEEOOOUUUCCCHHHH!!!
* Snirj dodges KingRick's attack and brandishes the Toy Hammer
* Static2007 laughs insainly evil like
* kingrick turns attention on static and wind slash's her into a wall
* SoaponaRope is getting sleepy...
* Static2007 slams into the wall
<kingrick> HA!
* SoaponaRope chucks an ice cube into the ring at random
* Static2007 gets up and uses Thunder on kingrick
* Snirj bashes the ground repeatedly in fitful rage
* Static2007 slips on some ice
<Static2007> Gah!
<kingrick> thunder is stoped by ice
* SoaponaRope throws another ice cube into the ring
<SoaponaRope> there
<SoaponaRope> I helped or something
* Static2007 gets back up
* Snirj hits Static back down with the hammer
* kingrick gets into a defencive stance
* Static2007 goes flying, but comes back using PK Lock
<Static2007> (attack on Snirj)
* Snirj drops a pebble onto the ground and stares at it
* Snirj watches as an image appears from the dropped pebble:
<Snirj> www.ebipm.net/skatepunkmike/misc/billcosby.jpg
* kingrick circles static so fast that it appeares that there are more then one of me
* Static2007 jumps out of kingrick's grasp and charges up some more electricity
* Snirj teleports into Kingrick's circle and stops him with the hammer
<kingrick> every image of me attacks at the same time so stativ doe'nt know where to dodge
<kingrick> rats
<kingrick> NO JUMPING
<kingrick> :D
<Static2007> I'm a kangaroo though
* kingrick attacks the hand holding the hammer
* SoaponaRope sniffs his socks
* Static2007 uses Zap Cannon and aims at kingrick and Snirj
* kingrick defends
* Snirj dodges
<kingrick> thanks static now you gave my katana a thunder element
<Static2007> Oo
* Snirj bites his hand
<Static2007> Crap
* Static2007 charges up electrical absorb
* kingrick calls upon a mighty storm to use thunder on snirj
* Snirj whirls like a dervish
* Static2007 charges at kingrick with spindash from Sonic the Hedghog
* kingrick then use wind slash to blow static out of the air
<kingrick> oh man....
* Static2007 is blown back, but uses Sonic's homing attack at kingrick in the air
* kingrick is knocked across the room
* Snirj tackles kingrick
<kingrick> double ouch
* SoaponaRope eats popcorn
* Static2007 charges up some electricity
* kingrick uses katana and stabs snirj in the eye
* Snirj sings incoherently and chews on the katana
<kingrick> hey
* kingrick takes back katana
* Static2007 shoots out a Thunder Shock at kingrick and Snirj
* Snirj absorbs with the rubber toy hammer
<Static2007> Drat!
<kingrick> useing his new thunder elment katana he deflected the blast back at static
* Snirj walks on his hands
* Static2007 absorbs the electricity from the electrical absorber charged ealier
<kingrick> darn
* kingrick attacks in the circle formation one more and attacks snirj
<kingrick> For every direction
<kingrick> from*
* Snirj grins and runs around in the same circle with kingrick
<kingrick> errr....
* Static2007 uses PK Thunder at Snirj
* kingrick watchs thunder hit snirj
<Snirj> (Hello? Rubber hammer?)
<Static2007> Darn it!
<Snirj> (Find another way to beat me)
* Static2007 uses spin dash at Snirj
* kingrick chops ruber hammer in two
<kingrick> rubber*
<Snirj> (No weapon destruction.)
<kingrick> arrrg!!!!!
* kingrick grabs soapy and throws him at static
<SoaponaRope> STFU
* SoaponaRope freezez kingrick solid
* Static2007 gets knocked off course when hit by Soapy
<kingrick> don't lose your cool...heh funny pun
* Static2007 charges spin dash again and charges at Snirj
<kingrick> brb
<SoaponaRope> lol
* Snirj reels, and then stares at the ground in wonder
* Static2007 slams into Snirj with spin dash
* Domon_Kasshu has joined #melee
<Static2007> Hello
* Snirj rolls over, and then starts convulsing
<Static2007> WATCH OUR BATTLE!
<SoaponaRope> HEY DOMON
<SoaponaRope> come watch with me
* kingrick has to go to the video store and asks soapy to take his place in the battle
* Static2007 gets out of spindash, then tries skull bash
<Domon_Kasshu> I HOPE WALRUS LOOSES!
<Domon_Kasshu> =D
<SoaponaRope> gah, fine
<Domon_Kasshu> I am.
<Domon_Kasshu> AND IM ROOTIN' FOR ANYONE BUT WALRUS!
<kingrick> thanks
* kingrick is now known as rickaway

[Soapy]

Part 2

* Static2007 changes topic to 'FREE FOR ALL! SOAPY vs. SNIRJ vs. STATIC'
* SoaponaRope picks up his scythe and jumps into the ring, slashing Snirj on the way down
<SoaponaRope> EN GARDE
<Domon_Kasshu> INTERFERENCE
<Domon_Kasshu> hey can i be the refaree?
<Static2007> Sure
<Domon_Kasshu> YAY
* Snirj kills Domon
<Snirj> WTFNIO
* SoaponaRope spins around holding out his scythe, SPINNING BLADE
<Domon_Kasshu> Im the refaree!
<Domon_Kasshu> you get disqualified if you kill me!
* Static2007 uses skull bash at Snirj
* Domon_Kasshu screams NO WEAPONS! FIGHT LIKE MEN!
<Static2007> I'M A GIRL!
* Snirj doesn't comprehend
* SoaponaRope chucks his scythe at Domon
<Static2007> ROFL
* Domon_Kasshu is made of titanium
<SoaponaRope> ;)
* SoaponaRope produces a sword made of ice and stabs Static
* Static2007 rams at titanium and gets a ringing in her ears
* Static2007 is sent flying
* Static2007 lands, then comes at Soapy with PK Thunder
<Domon_Kasshu> THis is lethal!
<SoaponaRope> owie
<Domon_Kasshu> THIS IS LIKE CELEBRITTY DEATH MATCH
* SoaponaRope turns into a glob of water and evaporates into a pretty cloud
<Domon_Kasshu> Lol the wonder twins
<Static2007> Oo
<SoaponaRope> LOL!
* Snirj swings the Toy Hammer erratically at soapy and Staty
<Domon_Kasshu> WONDERTWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!
<SoaponaRope> I'm a cloud, dolt
<Domon_Kasshu> ILL BE A BUCKET OF WATER
* Static2007 gets smacked by hammer
<SoaponaRope> LOL
<Domon_Kasshu> AND ILL BE AN EAGLE
<SoaponaRope> Static's a kangaroon ;)
<SoaponaRope> roo*
<Domon_Kasshu> hey sis, why do i always get the lame idiot RAPING stuff?
<Domon_Kasshu> Because bro, you are a lame idiot RAPING man
* SoaponaRope floats over DOmon's head and showers spikes of ice on him
* Domon_Kasshu was kicked by Snirj (don't push it)
* Domon_Kasshu has joined #melee
* Static2007 tries to use a kicking attack against Snirj
<Domon_Kasshu> qHEY HEY HEY NO HURTING THE REFEREE
* Snirj is kicked repeatedly, grinning more every kick
<Domon_Kasshu> Watch out static. ITS AN ASSAULT WALRUS
* Snirj breaks into manic laughter
<Domon_Kasshu> ITS GONNA PUT BLUBBER ON YOU
* SoaponaRope floats above Snirj, and quickly condenses and solidifies into an ice block that crushes Snirj
<Snirj> (This is Snirj, not UWA)
* Domon_Kasshu disgualifies Snirj
* Snirj crunches the Ice
<Domon_Kasshu> the winna is, STATIC2==7
* Domon_Kasshu was kicked by Snirj (Screw you, I've got burga powa)
* Static2007 keeps on kicking
* Domon_Kasshu has joined #melee
<Domon_Kasshu> Snirj who made you an op? you like to play with your power
* SoaponaRope humanifies again
* SoaponaRope runs over and picks his scythe back up
<Domon_Kasshu> DIDNT MOMMY TELLY YOU NEVER PLAY WITH POWER? (remix of never play with food.)
* Static2007 keeps on trying to kick
<Domon_Kasshu> Saop, KILL SNIRJ
* Snirj is kicked
* SoaponaRope slices Static's feet while she kicks
* Domon_Kasshu tranforms into Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
* Static2007 holds feet in pain
<Static2007> GAH!
* Domon_Kasshu uses Harp00n on Snirj
<Domon_Kasshu> COME OVER HERE!
* Domon_Kasshu uses flame breath
* Static2007 limps out of the way and uses Thunder Bolt at Soapy
* Domon_Kasshu uses the low uppercut bloody move on SnirJ
* SoaponaRope jumps in the air and comes down with his scythe through SNirj's head
<SoaponaRope> OWIE
<Domon_Kasshu> Snirj is gonna LOOSE
* Snirj blocks and counters with the Toy Hammer
<Domon_Kasshu> and im still refaree so ya cant touch me
<Static2007> You can't battle then
<Domon_Kasshu> OMG toy hammer.. :: giggle :: power stone 2
<Snirj> (I'm doing darn well considering everyone relentless attacks me
<Static2007> Your the ref
<Snirj> (Toy Hammer? Power Stone 2?)
<Domon_Kasshu> Yes.
<Domon_Kasshu> THe toy hammer
* Static2007 tells Mel Brook jokes to Snirj to try to get him distracted
<Snirj> (Aww, now I'm not original
<Domon_Kasshu> The plastic red and yellow toy hammer.
<SoaponaRope> BRB
* Snirj doesn't comprehend and jumps into a pool of water
<Static2007> Oo
* Domon_Kasshu personnally likes the bazooka and the skateboard in power stone 2
* Static2007 shocks the water
<Domon_Kasshu> they should remake that game for gamecube
* Domon_Kasshu never likes PS2
<Domon_Kasshu> PS2 is focussed on adult games and they dont give a crap for kids that wanna play
<Domon_Kasshu> I like GC cause its a balance
<Domon_Kasshu> and it has nintendo chars!
* Static2007 gets out her hook shot and shoots it at Snirj
* Snirj grabs the hookshot and slings it around randomly
<Domon_Kasshu> now sony's gonna go down cause of the news report that kids that play VICE CITY are getting a bad influence. they said some kids steal cars now.
* Static2007 is pulled into the water
<SoaponaRope> back
<Static2007> K
* Snirj uses Staty's head as a stepping stone and jumps out of the water
* Domon_Kasshu takes the hookshot and breaks it in half, leaving nothing but scrap metal.
* Static2007 goes underwater
* SoaponaRope walks over and farts on Snirj
<SoaponaRope> LOL U SUK!!!!!!
* Static2007 uses the water to conduct electricity and charge up her next big attack
* Snirj beats Soapy relentlessly with the Toy Hammer
* Domon_Kasshu does a count out 10 seconds for static. when ten seconds are up and she isnt in the ring, she looses.
<Domon_Kasshu> 1
<Domon_Kasshu> 2
<Domon_Kasshu> 3
<Domon_Kasshu> 4
<Domon_Kasshu> 5
<Domon_Kasshu> 6
<Domon_Kasshu> 7
* Static2007 swims out
<Snirj> (The toy hammer is augmented with PSI, so it's really dangerous
<SoaponaRope> 9
<Domon_Kasshu> k
* Static2007 gets in the ring
<SoaponaRope> owie that hammer hurts :(
<Domon_Kasshu> static is.... SAFE
<SoaponaRope> hm
<Snirj> No
<Domon_Kasshu> lol ALL HAIL THE EMPIRE
<Snirj> I mean, shockwave causing
* SoaponaRope walks up into the stands
<Domon_Kasshu> Umpire*\
* Static2007 uses the electricity to make a sonic boom, creating a large earthquake
<SoaponaRope> I'm taking a break
* Domon_Kasshu calls soap to STAY HERE
* Snirj kills everyone with stuff and everyone dies
<Domon_Kasshu> I dont have stuff
<Static2007> Well that ain't creative
<Domon_Kasshu> and i disgualify you cause you kill people!
<Domon_Kasshu> THE WINNER IS, THE UNDEAD!
<Static2007> Undead?
<Domon_Kasshu> You killed them
<Domon_Kasshu> now they rise
<Static2007> Oh
<SoaponaRope> lol
<Domon_Kasshu> and they are UNDEAD MINIONS!
* Static2007 uses a cup of life noodles to come back to life
<Snirj> OK
<Domon_Kasshu> RAMEN GIVE LIFE?
<Snirj> bored
<Domon_Kasshu> IM GONNA GO GET SOME RAMEN
<SoaponaRope> NEW WAVE JACKET
* Snirj changes topic to 'FREE FOR ALL! SOAPY vs. SNIRJ vs. STATIC || SNIRJ WINNAR'
<Domon_Kasshu> No.
<Domon_Kasshu> You killed everyone
<Domon_Kasshu> I disgualified you.
* Static2007 changes topic to 'FREE FOR ALL! SOAPY vs. SNIRJ vs. STATIC || No one really won actually'
<Snirj> First of all
<Snirj> It's disqualified
<Snirj> Not disgualified
<SoaponaRope> gah it's a draw
<Domon_Kasshu> Static ate LIFE NOODLES.
<Domon_Kasshu> da dipwads
<Domon_Kasshu> wtherefor static is the victor
<Domon_Kasshu> =D
<SoaponaRope> RICK WINS
<SoaponaRope> there
<Domon_Kasshu> NO
<Domon_Kasshu> Static one
<SoaponaRope> lol
<Domon_Kasshu> won*
<Static2007> ANTI WINS!
<Domon_Kasshu> RIck didnt even fight
<Domon_Kasshu> anti isnt here
<Static2007> I know ^_^
<Metroid> I WIN!
<SoaponaRope> LOL
<SoaponaRope> SAM WINS
<Domon_Kasshu> which sam
<Domon_Kasshu> saturnboing?
<Static2007> Yeah him
<Domon_Kasshu> I HATE THAT SAM!
<Domon_Kasshu> NOOOOOO
<SoaponaRope> LOL
* Domon_Kasshu IS aniem
<Domon_Kasshu> anime*

[KingRick]

triple posting makes me break out in a rash

[Soapy]

There isn't a rule against that here, though.

We don't have enough members to have to worry about consecutive post crap.

[staringvacantly]

Which can be a good thing.

[staringvacantly]

It's not like all of us double or triple post on purpose just to piss people off.

[Soapy]

And we DO know how to edit posts.

That gets annoying at Starmen.Net, when someone will double/triple/etceteraple post and in like #4 will ask "HOEW DO I EDTI POSTS?? "

[staringvacantly]

I'd really hate that, at least if I was a mod....


EDIT: HOEW DO I EDTI POSTS??