Post by Static2007 on May 26, 2003 20:41:46 GMT -5
Alright, since everyone else has pretty much written a story, I thought I’d give it a try.
Electrocution Productions present. . .
DUN DUN DAADAAADAADAAAA DAADAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*big flashy letters appear in your face*
IDIOSYNCRATIC
By: Static2007
Okay, before we start, I gotta lecture on how my verison of the internet goes.
*moans of boredom and disappointment is heard around the room*
*Static gets up and her body sparks with electricity*
*everyone shuts up*
Alright! ^_^ Now this is how my verison works.
*someone rolls their eyes*
*they explode*
Okay, #melee is this big arena thingy in the middle of a building and around the arena thingy is a bunch of rooms that are the forums, with booths representing the topics. There’s a control room also but only a few people can go there and stuff. Umm. . . what else. . . oh uh and you can go to other websites by walking there and stuff. . . that’s about it.
*insert Mega Man X beginning theme here*
Thump thump thump. . . .
A grey kangaroo darted around a stadium. . .
Boooooom. . .
A large, sumo dude was rolling after the grey kangaroo. . .
“Aw crap!” The kangaroo dashed faster, lavender sneakers pounding against the ground, sweatshirt of the same color being pushed back by the wind. Well, actually, since they were inside, it was just blowing around because of the high speed the kangaroo was running at, but we don’t need to get technical.
The kangaroo’s body started to surge with electricity, flying at the large, rolling sumo dude. The electricity bounced at him, having no effect due to the large amount of fat surround him.
“You never give up, do you GS?” the kangaroo shot a comment at the sumo. The sumo roared with anger and rolled faster. “Awww. . . crap.”
The kangaroo’s eyes shifted from the sumo to what was ahead of her. . . which was a large tree! She smacked into the tree face first, and fell to the ground. The sumo stopped rolling and looked down at the kangaroo. “Ain’t my new element grand?” he asked. The tree all of a sudden disappeared, and the sumo began to change shape.
GS looked down at the kangaroo, lying on her back staring back up at him. “You’ll never win!” the kangaroo snapped.
GS gave a smerk and held up a CD case with the title “The Nightmare Before Christmas” on it. “Want this back, Static?”
Static’s ears drooped down in annoyance. “Yes. . .”
The CD dangled down by her face as GS taunted of what he was about to get rid of to gain domination and distroy Static. Electricity sparked around the kangaroo and it jolted at GS! GS was sent back and dropped the CD right on her lap.
“YES!” Static promply picked up her CD and ran off.
Metroid came flying into the stadium as Static ran out. The parasite looked just like the ones from the game. This one was different, like everything around #melee. It was actually made of metal and all that computer stuff that. . . uhh. . . in a computer. Anyways, it went flying into the stadium. The stadium was #melee. It looked like that one Roman Colosseum thingy, but a lot smaller. If you were to look up, you would see a circular dome, showing the crystal clear sky above and the rays of sun beating in.
Meanwhile, a guy of ooh, say. . . 6 feet in heigh walked around in a room that looked like a green house. There was a stone path to these booths, with labels on them. He looked out of his glasses at a booth that read “!cipot sdrawkcab” and walked up to it. He ran his fingers through his dark brown hair for a moment’s though and typed into the booth’s keyboard.
Someone called from behind, and he turned around to get a glance at that ‘someone.’ He smiled and answered back, “Hey Anti!”
Anti walked calmly into the room. “Something’s wrong with the Cronicals topic.”
“Really?” Soapy replied, “What’s wrong with it?”
“It won’t load up any of the posts,” Anti answered.
Shouts were heard down the hall, and Soapy asked, “Wasn’t that just Rick?”
“Uh huh”
Over to the Cronicals topic, in another green room like place, a figure was swinging a katana at one of the booths. “Work you da-“
“Rick! Watch your mouth!” Metroid came flying into the fan fiction room/forum. “What are you doing here? You’re suppost to be at #melee looking out for klo.” Metroid just floated there for a moment when Rick spoke again, “And I was gong to say darn!”
With that, Metroid flew out of the room at the same time Soapy and Anti entered. They walked up to the booth and Soapy swung his foot back. He struck the booth as hard as he could and it flashed on back to its normal state. “. . . all you had to do is kick it?” Rick looked up at Soapy.
He shrugged. “I don’t know what’s up with the forum today; that’s the 5th topic I had to smack!”
Metroid came flying in again, saying in a “all your base are belong to us” like voice “INTRUDER!! INTRUDER!!”
The three looked at each other and ran off.
Over in a dark room, a walrus was. . .
Oh wait! No sorry, that ain’t for kids!
Over to the hallways, a dark figure was creeping about when out of nowhere, alarms rang out and red lights flashed. “Aw sh-“
Metroid came flying in AGAIN and replied to the figure “klo! Watch your language!” “Shut the f-“
“KLO!”
klo turned to see Soapy, Anti, and Rick. Rick took out his katana and swiped it in the air. “What do you think your doing here??”
klo looked at them and replied, “FOOLS! You have NO CLUE the mistake of messing with me is!”
Just then, Static came running in with some headphones looking around. “GAH! I hate those alarms!” She spotted klo and said, “Oh crap, am I late?”
Soapy took out the script out of his back pocket and flipped through the pages. “Hmm. . .” he skimmed through the pages. “Static, you’re early.”
“Oh alright, I ‘ll be back in a minute then.”
She ran off. klo just rolled his eyes. He exploded then.
“WTF??” Soapy looked over at Rick, who was holding a controller pointed at where klo stood. Rick glanced at Soapy, then hid the controller in his jacket. “I didn’t do it!”
Soapy seighed and called to NOS, off stage “Send in another klo stunt double.”
NOS shoved another one on stage and said to Rick, “Darn it, Rick! Stop blowing up the stunt doubles! You blew up 72 already!”
“Sorry!”
NOS sighed and walked off. A voice called “ACTION” and they started again.
klo looked at them and replied, “FOOLS! You have NO CLUE the mistake of messing with me is!”
Rick charged at klo and swung his katana at him. klo dodged the attack, and there’s a cool little Matrix slo-mo thing going on and klo strikes a punch at Rick. Rick invades that attack and charges up his attack, which is shifted to slo-mo also, Matrix style. The camera swings around to make it look all neat looking and stuff and Rick calls out his attack. “Wind Slash!” He swung the katana to create a large gust of wind, sending klo flying into the nearby wall. A little ‘53' comes out of klo.
Soapy whispers to Anti “Those are some nice Final Fantasy effects.” “I know, but it sure does cost a crap load.”
Now Static ran in and everyone stopped in their places, frozen. She clears her throat and says, “Okay, that’s just the very first start of my story. You want to see more? Then tell me!”
The screen fades, then there’s a crashing noise. “I can’t see!! Gah!!”
Electrocution Productions present. . .
DUN DUN DAADAAADAADAAAA DAADAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*big flashy letters appear in your face*
IDIOSYNCRATIC
By: Static2007
Okay, before we start, I gotta lecture on how my verison of the internet goes.
*moans of boredom and disappointment is heard around the room*
*Static gets up and her body sparks with electricity*
*everyone shuts up*
Alright! ^_^ Now this is how my verison works.
*someone rolls their eyes*
*they explode*
Okay, #melee is this big arena thingy in the middle of a building and around the arena thingy is a bunch of rooms that are the forums, with booths representing the topics. There’s a control room also but only a few people can go there and stuff. Umm. . . what else. . . oh uh and you can go to other websites by walking there and stuff. . . that’s about it.
*insert Mega Man X beginning theme here*
Thump thump thump. . . .
A grey kangaroo darted around a stadium. . .
Boooooom. . .
A large, sumo dude was rolling after the grey kangaroo. . .
“Aw crap!” The kangaroo dashed faster, lavender sneakers pounding against the ground, sweatshirt of the same color being pushed back by the wind. Well, actually, since they were inside, it was just blowing around because of the high speed the kangaroo was running at, but we don’t need to get technical.
The kangaroo’s body started to surge with electricity, flying at the large, rolling sumo dude. The electricity bounced at him, having no effect due to the large amount of fat surround him.
“You never give up, do you GS?” the kangaroo shot a comment at the sumo. The sumo roared with anger and rolled faster. “Awww. . . crap.”
The kangaroo’s eyes shifted from the sumo to what was ahead of her. . . which was a large tree! She smacked into the tree face first, and fell to the ground. The sumo stopped rolling and looked down at the kangaroo. “Ain’t my new element grand?” he asked. The tree all of a sudden disappeared, and the sumo began to change shape.
GS looked down at the kangaroo, lying on her back staring back up at him. “You’ll never win!” the kangaroo snapped.
GS gave a smerk and held up a CD case with the title “The Nightmare Before Christmas” on it. “Want this back, Static?”
Static’s ears drooped down in annoyance. “Yes. . .”
The CD dangled down by her face as GS taunted of what he was about to get rid of to gain domination and distroy Static. Electricity sparked around the kangaroo and it jolted at GS! GS was sent back and dropped the CD right on her lap.
“YES!” Static promply picked up her CD and ran off.
Metroid came flying into the stadium as Static ran out. The parasite looked just like the ones from the game. This one was different, like everything around #melee. It was actually made of metal and all that computer stuff that. . . uhh. . . in a computer. Anyways, it went flying into the stadium. The stadium was #melee. It looked like that one Roman Colosseum thingy, but a lot smaller. If you were to look up, you would see a circular dome, showing the crystal clear sky above and the rays of sun beating in.
Meanwhile, a guy of ooh, say. . . 6 feet in heigh walked around in a room that looked like a green house. There was a stone path to these booths, with labels on them. He looked out of his glasses at a booth that read “!cipot sdrawkcab” and walked up to it. He ran his fingers through his dark brown hair for a moment’s though and typed into the booth’s keyboard.
Someone called from behind, and he turned around to get a glance at that ‘someone.’ He smiled and answered back, “Hey Anti!”
Anti walked calmly into the room. “Something’s wrong with the Cronicals topic.”
“Really?” Soapy replied, “What’s wrong with it?”
“It won’t load up any of the posts,” Anti answered.
Shouts were heard down the hall, and Soapy asked, “Wasn’t that just Rick?”
“Uh huh”
Over to the Cronicals topic, in another green room like place, a figure was swinging a katana at one of the booths. “Work you da-“
“Rick! Watch your mouth!” Metroid came flying into the fan fiction room/forum. “What are you doing here? You’re suppost to be at #melee looking out for klo.” Metroid just floated there for a moment when Rick spoke again, “And I was gong to say darn!”
With that, Metroid flew out of the room at the same time Soapy and Anti entered. They walked up to the booth and Soapy swung his foot back. He struck the booth as hard as he could and it flashed on back to its normal state. “. . . all you had to do is kick it?” Rick looked up at Soapy.
He shrugged. “I don’t know what’s up with the forum today; that’s the 5th topic I had to smack!”
Metroid came flying in again, saying in a “all your base are belong to us” like voice “INTRUDER!! INTRUDER!!”
The three looked at each other and ran off.
Over in a dark room, a walrus was. . .
Oh wait! No sorry, that ain’t for kids!
Over to the hallways, a dark figure was creeping about when out of nowhere, alarms rang out and red lights flashed. “Aw sh-“
Metroid came flying in AGAIN and replied to the figure “klo! Watch your language!” “Shut the f-“
“KLO!”
klo turned to see Soapy, Anti, and Rick. Rick took out his katana and swiped it in the air. “What do you think your doing here??”
klo looked at them and replied, “FOOLS! You have NO CLUE the mistake of messing with me is!”
Just then, Static came running in with some headphones looking around. “GAH! I hate those alarms!” She spotted klo and said, “Oh crap, am I late?”
Soapy took out the script out of his back pocket and flipped through the pages. “Hmm. . .” he skimmed through the pages. “Static, you’re early.”
“Oh alright, I ‘ll be back in a minute then.”
She ran off. klo just rolled his eyes. He exploded then.
“WTF??” Soapy looked over at Rick, who was holding a controller pointed at where klo stood. Rick glanced at Soapy, then hid the controller in his jacket. “I didn’t do it!”
Soapy seighed and called to NOS, off stage “Send in another klo stunt double.”
NOS shoved another one on stage and said to Rick, “Darn it, Rick! Stop blowing up the stunt doubles! You blew up 72 already!”
“Sorry!”
NOS sighed and walked off. A voice called “ACTION” and they started again.
klo looked at them and replied, “FOOLS! You have NO CLUE the mistake of messing with me is!”
Rick charged at klo and swung his katana at him. klo dodged the attack, and there’s a cool little Matrix slo-mo thing going on and klo strikes a punch at Rick. Rick invades that attack and charges up his attack, which is shifted to slo-mo also, Matrix style. The camera swings around to make it look all neat looking and stuff and Rick calls out his attack. “Wind Slash!” He swung the katana to create a large gust of wind, sending klo flying into the nearby wall. A little ‘53' comes out of klo.
Soapy whispers to Anti “Those are some nice Final Fantasy effects.” “I know, but it sure does cost a crap load.”
Now Static ran in and everyone stopped in their places, frozen. She clears her throat and says, “Okay, that’s just the very first start of my story. You want to see more? Then tell me!”
The screen fades, then there’s a crashing noise. “I can’t see!! Gah!!”