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Post by Anti_Hero on May 30, 2003 20:38:58 GMT -5
Gah, the irony of it all?
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Post by Soapy on Jun 2, 2003 11:29:48 GMT -5
Aw, it's over...?
Nice story though.
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Post by Static2007 on Jun 3, 2003 15:43:36 GMT -5
It isn't over, Soapy. Just the last chapter.
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Post by Static2007 on Jun 7, 2003 19:18:36 GMT -5
Wee! It’s the return of. . .
DUNDUNDUNDADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
IDIOSYNCRATIC
By: Static2007
“Yay another chapter!” Static started saying, “and you know what?”
Metroid came flying in and rammed into the wall asking, “WHAT??”
Static looked back at Metroid, thinking to herself, “Ya know, maybe I should have gotten a bot that didn’t fly. . .”
Metroid swung around and replied back, “LET’S ALL SING THE DOOM SONG!!” Metroid started singing and flew out of the room.
GS and Will were at some hidden. . . place thing. . . talking. GS looked up at Will and asked, “So you’re telling me you can help me use mind control?” Will nodded in agreement. GS grinned evilly and cried out, “NOW I’LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO TAKE OVER #MELEE AND DESTROY STATIC!!” He laughed, and fell to the ground, gasping for breath. Metroid came flying again while singing the Doom Song, then flew out. “Why does it seem that Metroid ruins the seriousness?” Will asked.
SV’s voice came out over the intercom saying, “Because the author writing this can’t have something serious without something stupid happening.” A crackling noise is heard and SV was off the narrator’s intercom. Metroid flew out again and they continued their plan and stuff.
Over to the set, Anti was making some manga, Rick was posishing his katana, Soapy was making bubbles with a bubble wand and some of that liquid stuff (and no, not Spongebob Squarepants style. . .), and Static was burning spiders with SPACEBALLS THE FLAMETHROWER.
“Hey Static,” Soapy called out, “Shouldn’t we do something. . . you know. . . plot wise right now?” “I dunno, I didn’t read the script,” Static answered back. Rick spoke up, “Wait, I thought you WROTE the script.” Static shook her head. “Nope! I just write the fan fic. I don’t read the script.”
“Then who does?” Anti asked out in ceriousity. Static went off the set and opened an certain, revieling numerous numbers of severed toes dressed as Dr. Eggman typing on little typewriters. Don’t ask how they are typing, they just are. There was one little toe locked up in the cage while some toes that were done with their part threw stuff at him. They mainly liked throwing sharp objects, but sometimes they do some other stuff like firecrackers on the fourth of July.
Static closed the certains again. “That’s who does the script,” she replied. SV was heard over the intercom again, “Okay, uhh now you gotta-“ he was stopped by GS who was running out in the middle of the stage, yelling, “NOW IT’S TIME FOR ME TO TAKE OVER AND STUFF!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” SV yelled back at GS, “NOT YET!!” GS looked up and said, “I couldn’t wait any longer!” He turned back to the others.
When he looked back, he saw them. . . all staring at a TV. “What are you doing?” he asked to them, “You’re suppost to be quivering in fear!” Rick glanced back up, “It’s Mel Brooks appreciation day!” Right now they had Blazing Saddles running in the DVD player.
“But what about you being all afraid of me taking over and stuff?” GS asked. “Oh yeah!” they all said together. They paused the DVD and went back to where they were. “That’s better,” GS commented, “Now I can start my evil plan of DESTROYING STATIC!!” There was an added in flash of lightning in the background to make a more dramatic effect.
GS took out a brain stone and held it fermly in his right hand. He began to concentrate, when all of a sudden Metroid came flying in AGAIN and rammed into GS. GS dropped his brain stone and it shattered all over the set. “Aw crap now look what you did, Dole!” Metroid looked back at what happed and said, “OHNOS I’VE BEEN DISCOVERED!” He flew off to take shelter in a bomb shelter.
GS took out some super glue and fixed up the brain stone. He continued where he was. “Okay. . . Now I can start my evil plan of DESTROYING STATIC!!” The lighting struck across the background again for the dramatic effect.
Everyone looked around for a moment. “This is the part you gasp in shock,” GS told them. Everyone gasped in shock. GS held the brain stone and started concentrating. The brain stone started to glow a bright blue color. Everyone but Static where teleported off to the POS boards while Static remained with GS at #melee. GS held the brain stone tighter, and said, “As part of my evil scheme, I SHALL LEAVE THE READERS ON A CLIFF HANGER!!”
Static gasped in horror. “Not that! That’s cruel!!” GS laughed again, “I know!”
Meanwhile back to the POS, Anti, Soapy, and Rick were surrounded around a TV with Blazing Saddles playing. Anti turned to the camera. “It says in the script we’re suppost to wait here until SV says something about us leaving! Don’t give us that look!”
Over to the toes, they were throwing sharp objects at the Ash toe. It was funny and stuff.
Okay to Metroid, he was floating down the halls with a black bowtie and a shotgun in his left tecticle. A ninja jumped out at him, but Metroid was too fast and swipe around and shot at the ninja. Soon a whole heard of ninjas were after him, but he was able to defeat every last one.
After that, a pink Metriod zoomed by him and said, “Thank you, kind stranger, for rescuing me!” Metroid started to fly off when the pink one flew after, asking, “Can I have your name?”
Metroid turned at said, “The name is Bond. James Bond.” He flew at the camera and then screamed into it “END!”
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