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Post by KingRick on May 20, 2003 14:17:17 GMT -5
*prys the other blade out of the ground and toss's it to staringvacantly*
there! show that cat some pain!
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Post by staringvacantly on May 20, 2003 14:21:52 GMT -5
/me catches the sword and turns back to the cat. After decapitating it for the second time, SV then amputates the cats front legs. Before he can get the other two legs, the front two jump up off the floor and latch onto his face.
AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR CAT, MAN?! RICK, DO SOMETHING!!!!
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Post by KingRick on May 20, 2003 14:25:03 GMT -5
*kingrick prys claw's out of the face of his friend then starts to think of how to defeat the cat then finaly get a idea...*
use your earth magic to open up the ground! I'll get him in then close up the ground once he's in the hole....he'll be traped
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Post by staringvacantly on May 20, 2003 14:30:54 GMT -5
Great idea!!!1
[glow=green,4,500]Abyss!!![/glow]
/me an incredibly deep hole opens up in the floor. One of the severed cat limbs falls in.
Now you get the rest of the cat!
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Post by KingRick on May 20, 2003 14:35:52 GMT -5
*take's his blade and hold's it to the side* [glow=yellow,2,300]wind slash[/glow]
*slash's the katana kicking up a major wind that blow's the remaining peice's of his cat in the abyss*
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Post by staringvacantly on May 20, 2003 14:39:21 GMT -5
/me SV closes the abyss, forever locking the cat deep inside the earth..........for now.
looks like a job well done. Now the world has one less waffle-stealing-maniacal-world-conquering cat.
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Post by KingRick on May 20, 2003 14:41:36 GMT -5
*grab's a phone and call's mach pizza...* What do you want on your pizza man.... I'm never eating waffles again...
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Post by staringvacantly on May 20, 2003 14:43:21 GMT -5
SYRUP!!! Just kidding, I'll eat most anything on my pizza, but I love sausage!
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Post by KingRick on May 20, 2003 14:45:27 GMT -5
*orders a ham and sausage pizza and waits for delivery*
what's taking him so long.......this guy isn't geting a tip.....
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Post by staringvacantly on May 20, 2003 14:50:57 GMT -5
/me takes a peek out the window.
Hey, I think that's him....oh, wait, never mind. It was just a mangy cat dressed in a delivery boy's clothes walking on its hind legs carrying a pizza box.
/me sits on the couch and turns on the TV.
Why does that cat seem familiar?...no..it can't be......
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Post by KingRick on May 20, 2003 14:57:13 GMT -5
*kingrick opens door and gets pizza....pays the dilivery guy*
strange do I know you from somewhere?
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Post by staringvacantly on May 20, 2003 15:02:50 GMT -5
Hurry up and close the door! It's already drafty in here! You got the pizza? Good, let's eat!!
/me gets up and takes the pizza from Rick and takes it to coffee table and opens it.
Mmmmm....pizza.....
/me drools, not on the pizza of course.
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Post by KingRick on May 20, 2003 15:06:06 GMT -5
*as soon as he opened the pizza the box exploded sending staringvacantly flying off the couch and into the wall...the delivery guy giggles*
HEY what's the big idea?!
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Post by staringvacantly on May 20, 2003 15:19:02 GMT -5
/me licks tomato sauce off of his chin
Yeah?! What's your problem?! That was a perfectly good pizza you just wasted!
Now I must kick your ass mystery pizza cat!!!
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Post by KingRick on May 20, 2003 15:22:14 GMT -5
*Kingrick first wonders how long staringvacantlys tounge is .....it has to be hard to like stuff off of your own chin.....but then gets back to the point and rips off the pizza guy cap....*
OMG its you!
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