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Post by staringvacantly on May 20, 2003 15:29:28 GMT -5
AL GORE?!
How did you fit into that tiny cat suit? You really freaked us out. For a second there we thought you were kingrick's cat back from the depths of the earth to seek revenge on us.
/me SV's jaw nearly falls off as Al Gore screams in agony and falls face forward. In the back of his head is a familiar severed foreleg. Kingrick's cat steps out of nowhere and onto Al's head and reattaches the leg to his body. But that only makes 3 legs. The cat seems to have lost its other foreleg.
GOOD GOD, HOW IS THAT CAT STILL ALIVE?!
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Post by KingRick on May 20, 2003 15:32:05 GMT -5
* Soon the missing leg attacks from behind and attaches to Ricks head*
GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!
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Post by staringvacantly on May 20, 2003 19:39:05 GMT -5
/me rips the leg off of kingrick's head along with some of his hair.
What should I do with this?
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Post by KingRick on May 20, 2003 19:42:33 GMT -5
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
that smarts......
*takes claw and puts it into the microwave and turns it on.....*
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Post by staringvacantly on May 20, 2003 19:51:02 GMT -5
I was just thinking: we've been fighting this cat with all our powers and abilities and nothing has worked so far. Why don't you just blow it to smitherines with your shot gun? I mean, it is the topic and all.
I wonder when that severed leg is gonna blow?...
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Post by KingRick on May 20, 2003 20:35:11 GMT -5
*kingrick Take's suggestion from SV and toss's micro wave at cat then grabs shot-gun*
DIE CAT!
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Post by staringvacantly on May 21, 2003 18:24:14 GMT -5
/me kicks back on couch and prepares to watch kingricks cat finally be blown to permanent smitharines.
/me wishes kingrick hadn't thrown away the microwave...SV really wanted some popcorn right about now....
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Post by KingRick on May 21, 2003 18:28:23 GMT -5
*Blows up cat with shot gun blast to the face*
Bo-YAH!
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Post by staringvacantly on May 21, 2003 18:32:46 GMT -5
/me goes and picks up the microwave and plugs it in, and puts in a bag of popcorn.
I wish the cat hadn't blown up the pizza.
Wait a sec....did you leave the cat leg in the microwave?
/me hears an ominous POP from over by the microwave.
It's leg is still alive!!!!
How?
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Post by KingRick on May 21, 2003 18:36:57 GMT -5
*hides behind SV as he slowy approach's the microwave*
Uh Oh!
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Post by staringvacantly on May 21, 2003 18:53:50 GMT -5
/me slowly creeps toward the microwave
/me pops open the door.
Hey, the popcorn's done!! ;D
/me drops the popcorn in disgust as he sees the blood and cat fur covering the back side of the bag
Look, the rest of the leg is in the microwave. Seems your cat is finally defeated. /me hears the battle victory fanfare from FF9 somewhere in the background
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Post by KingRick on May 21, 2003 18:57:07 GMT -5
*Starts scrubbing the inside of his micro wave as StaringVacantly orders chiniese*
I want the kung pow chicken
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Post by staringvacantly on May 21, 2003 19:01:05 GMT -5
I've never had chinese.....I'll just get what you get. I don't want to know what else besides chicken is in there, I'll just eat it and be happy.
/me orders the food
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Post by KingRick on May 21, 2003 19:02:40 GMT -5
* doorbell rings*
can you get that....I'm busy cleaning cat out of the microwave
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Post by staringvacantly on May 21, 2003 19:11:31 GMT -5
/me gets the door
Hi normal delivery boy, how much do I owe you? My life? Sorry, but I don't have any to spare. You'll just take the one I've got? Well, I guess I don't have any choice, I'll just have to kill you.
Hey, Rick! Me and the delivery boy are going for a walk! We'll just leave the chicken stuff here on the doorstep! DON'T EAT MINE! I'll only be gone a minute.
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